EVIL PATRIXXX.exe

1 April 1987

I was a lonely boy at school. I had no friends. People teased me at school because of my love for Spongebob Squarepants. Then one day, when I was searching my computer for some Spongebob porn, I found this website called, PATRIXXX GAME.COM. I was interested, so I clicked the link. Nothing happened. Then my computer started downloading a file. It was called EVILPATRIXXX.exe. I opened it. The game started. I was playing as Patrick. But something wasn't right. Patrick was crying. Crying blood. Then he stared at me with hyper realistic eyes. I couldn't move. I then also started crying blood. I started screaming. My parents came up to see what was going on, but as soon as they saw my screen, they both fell on the floor and died. Thankfully, my computer blew up, and I was freed. This is a warning, NOT to play this game.